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A Rabbi and a Priest Buy a Car…

 

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them. 

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. 

"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.

The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. 

He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.

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July 7, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Homeless Humor

So, the gentleman goes to a house of ill repute and explains " I would like to try it on a window sill ".As the lady laughs, she proceeds. Walking along the street a homeless man knocks on the door. The owner answers " we can't serve you ".The homeless man says " that's okay lady, I just wanted to tell you your sign fell.

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June 23, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Princess & the Frog

 

The Preacher and the Frog Princess

 

An old country preacher was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest of your life.”

The old preacher smiled, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. After a while, he looked into his pocket to see how the frog was doing.

The frog said again, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest of your life.”

The preacher just smiled and kept on fishing. When he checked on the frog again, it said, “What’s wrong with you, fella? I said I’ve been bewitched. Just kiss me and I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and make you the happiest man on earth for the rest of your life!”

The old preacher just smiled and said, “Frog, I’m sorry to tell you this…but at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog than a beautiful princess!”

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June 20, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment